my paper boy sent me the sun news paper what is a suitable punishment for him?

Posted by admin on February 28th, 2010 and filed under sun news | 24 Comments »

How many times should i slap him round the head with that old rag of a paper lol
blimey raels1 im not really gonna beat up the paper boy
did you get me readers wifes aswell or did that go to the old lady on the other side lol

Dan, he’s got yours and mine mixed up again, he delivered your copy of Playboy magazine to my house and you’ve got my Sun …. i’ll pass it over the back fence, with the cup of sugar i still owe you! ;-)

LMAO!

edit: Readers Wives? no ive had to destroy that, you cant see my "other" job!! lol!

24 Responses

  1. D Rock Says:

    until the date on the paper changes to today
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  2. Gazbo Says:

    A damned good thrashing with a damp cod.
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  3. nickbuckeyes1026 Says:

    kill em you make no sense but kill him
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  4. Joseph P Says:

    throw it at him
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  5. raels1 Says:

    oh poor paper boy. did he make the mistake or was the news agency punishing you.

    there are bigger things in life than getting the wrong paper.
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  6. ESKI-BOY Says:

    He deserves a good beating for that lol
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  7. Jack R Says:

    push him of his bike or if he dosent have a bike fire a hose at his papers
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  8. ČˆMÔÑ ÇHÉŁSÈÅ Says:

    Give him a good tip.

    Like Liverpool being 4th again.
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  9. Christopher W Says:

    It is a terrible paper, that every one in Liverpool hates it because of the Hillsbourgh disaster. R.I.P . Slap him at least 60 times, then he will get the idea to not post it again.
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  10. geordietree Says:

    As many times as you like but save page 3
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  11. Jasmine Peters At Home Says:

    Make him do the Times crossword – in front of you!
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  12. Lady Hannah Says:

    Leave him alone ya cruel get
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  13. Buddy Says:

    No Christmas tip
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  14. Peter D Says:

    What are you thinking of! The sun is the best newspaper for footy in britain, praise the boy instead of reading the mail or some crap like the times or guardian.
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  15. DAME CAROLYN of ARSENAL Says:

    Dan, he’s got yours and mine mixed up again, he delivered your copy of Playboy magazine to my house and you’ve got my Sun …. i’ll pass it over the back fence, with the cup of sugar i still owe you! ;-)

    LMAO!

    edit: Readers Wives? no ive had to destroy that, you cant see my "other" job!! lol!
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  16. Bombardier Cseries FTW! Says:

    lol pg3 will change your mind
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  17. LiverBird Says:

    probably not his fault, just make sure you wipe your ARSEnal on it…
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  18. Earshot (See my profile go down) Says:

    Woah Dan!!!!! OMG you ordered the PLAYBOY ? LOOOOOL

    :P

    10 times minimum + a good knock in the head aye
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  19. undercover blues. Says:

    yuk
    buy the telegraph on saturday and make him do the general knowledge crossword.
    its not worth slapping him with the sun, there is nothing there.
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  20. Finn 0 Says:

    A lot of times lol!
    And make him pay for your next ‘real paper’!
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  21. 1878 Says:

    Dan keep your opinions to yourself about The Sun.
    I know loads of Kopites who still buy it.
    I don’t buy it because it’s a shit paper not because your lot wont let me.
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  22. Delbert D Says:

    Why punish him?

    You obviously don’t get too much pussy, so a chance to retire to the lav with page 3 ought to earn him a reward.
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  23. telboy everton forever Says:

    as i cant stand the sun paper i see your point so make him listen to YNWA at least 10 times that will cure him of doing this again
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  24. xenia - arsenal is on a roll!!! Says:

    violence in family is a crime
    no playstation for him for a whole month!
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